fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon
i love the sense of community in the classroom when you all know you failed the test
“Life is a movie and you’re the star. Give it a happy ending.” - Joan Rivers 1933-2014
You will never be forgotten, may you rest in peace.
Straight boys trying to get you to cum
I hate that I take so long to reply. Like, everything distracts me. I can be in the middle of replying and look at my wall like. “Damn.. what kind of white is this? Is this a pale white? Off brand white?”
Is it prostitution if I get paid in food?