|—||John Lennon (via purplebuddhaproject)|
My families big ass cat with his head in the toilet
I THOUGHT THAT WAS A FUCKING RACOON
Can we all just appreciate the one dude who doesn’t feel the need to change his posture at all?
sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm but without blankets im vulnerable to monsters
fun fact i knew this girl from camp who had a british accent but she wasn’t from england and then one day i went to her house and her parents didn’t have a british accent either so i asked her where she got it from because i was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a british accent
MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA