if you need a laugh just pause this at any point [via]
every moment of this vine is true perfection
once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
tha fuck you sed to me boi…
My heart broke into tiny pieces when I read the Rosetta Stone tweet.
I just have an image of some white guy being angry at a rock on a bus
This post gives me cancer..